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CSE @The University of Toledo
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Java, C#, KnockoutJS, SQL, Bootstrap

Joined devRant on 9/1/2016

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The Guy in front of me is not using dark theme in IntelliJ :O

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After moving to SSD I noticed I'm too slow for my computer. When it finishes working I can feel it asking me "you done thinking m8?"

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"I need this bug fixed in half an hour!"

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At one of the biggest venue's of the Netherlands. The Heineken musical hall.
Windows is starting....

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I sometimes name the main stylesheet home, so all styles are Home.less

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This is wk27

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Networking jokes

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Walking PM through what not to click during demo today..

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Are you kidding me? 😂
This progress bar is the best

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Recursion is great...

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Can you get enough Pointers?

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Slack is scared as hell about Microsoft Teams that is targeted to enterprise customers.

Did you hear about the full page newspapar ad they did?... Passive aggressive move by slack

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Heard a new one from the client today.
Said with a straight face, "You guys write your HTML in all caps, right? It's better for SEO."

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Someone apparently broke the spam bot

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The worst thing about being a dev is after a while your reaction to every problem is this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or this: ಠ_ಠ

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That explains everything. Thank you, Magento.

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The best parts of being a developer:

1. Full Internet access and admin rights.
2. It's nearly impossible for someone to tell if you are working or just zoning out.
3. We have the best online communities... because we make all of them.

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Class: And this is how you do a Hello World program in C.

Exam: Explain where this pointer of a pointer of a pointer of a pointer is pointing

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Looks like Comcast gave me my reason to drink today. Apparently they are going to implement data caps for my region next month -_-

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"Open Source is life", he tweets.

Gets a job offer from Microsoft.

Starts salary negotiation without thinking twice. #irony

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That moment stack overflow is down for maintenance.... *panic increases*

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!rant

That feeling you get when you write a fairly complex 800 line long class without testing anything and it compiles without errors on the first try.

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Not enough screens. My Workstation.

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Seems like StackOverflow knew, that I was looking for a break!

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How we initiate new guys...

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New devRant swag! Hoodies (zip-up) for all your fall/winter sweater needs: https://swag.devrant.io/products/...

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From today, this beauty is 'ticking' on my desk :D

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The beast has been assembled. I can now finally game...ehm develop all day

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Found your girlfriend, Octocat!

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When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

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