Lets all help them share their startup

Boss emailed me that I need to work again on Saturday and Sunday.
I replied with a resignation letter.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

When your boss asks you if you know how to fix it and how long it is going to take.

Task Manager (not responding)

My favorite word to read in client-written requirement documentation: "Etc"

...Do I look like I have a crystal f-ing ball?

Damn devrant, the double tap to ++ feature has me addicted.
Now I'm double tapping answers on Quora
1. Realize it doesn't work
2. Go to next answer
3. Repeat 😐

Java, because it is a terrible language that plagues the world

Telling the boss i'm not writing bullshit assert true test cases because i have ethics

Starting of my final year of engineering.....

Every other guy is busy thinking about the final year project....

Suddenly I herd some random female​ friend turning the world upside down...

"We will develope Linux using ubuntu language"...

I no more believe in humanity....

The more I know the more I'm actually aware of how little I know.

Ok, people who invented CSS... which seems more intuitive and easier to read?

div {
margin-right: auto;
margin-left: auto;
}

Or

div {
center-this-damn-div: true;
}

When company preaches for a great product, but keeps staffing up the marketing department.

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

My friend Bob : "Hey meet my girlfriend Alice"
Me : "I always knew about you two"

Story of my life..

- The golden rule of CoffeeScript is: "It's just JavaScript".
- Nice!
- And provides a basic class structure that allows you to name your class, set the superclass, assign prototypal properties, and define the constructor, in a single assignable expression.
- No nO NO NO!