This is my life now, the cancer has taken over...

So true 😋

A lady has brought her iMac onto the train! Has she not heard of a laptop?? wtf!!!

Source: https://twitter.com/davidhill_co/...

If we made computers out of Fry's transistors, it would cost a couple billion dollars. These better be insanely deluxe.

How HR department reads your resume vs how a programmer reads your resume 😂

How the fuck do you escape single quotes in a formatted string in python? Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck F.....i want to break something

My little brother (still in school , learning security and pen testing): i found a bug in a website , it returns an xml file instead of the web page , i reported it to them and i think i'm gonna get rewarded like 2k $ for it .
Me : cool ! Show me .
Him : shows me his phone ...
Me : wait , gotta rant this .

And he actually paid for this special plate :|

I used to work at a printing company as their only developer. I was often pulled from doing any development work, and instead would be printing documents, posters and postcards. One time I was printing and developing at the same time for a 12 hr shift. I fucked up over 30 thousand printed pieces of double sided postcards, where the front and back didn't align properly. So it was impossible for the guys to cut them. I left the job about 2 weeks later, and found myself a job that's doing only development, and was working as part of a team of very talented developers. I still have a good relationship going with my past employer though, despite that incident. My supervisors were very nice people.

Please for the love of god name your variables in a sensible way! How the FUCK am I supposed to read your shitcode if you decide to write 6 (!!!) nested loops with variables each named by exactly one character. With no comments whatsoever!

I would rather crack password hashes than this nonsense.

Y waste money on a case anyway when u can hav ur own badass rig

tl;dr Yes, we know the standard for RAM is getting higher; no, that doesn't mean you can increase your app's RAM usage for no good reason.

Homemade, terrible comic.