Callback your functions, not your ex.
Hash is for your data, not you,
Query tables, not your loved ones.

My PyCharm student license is expiring and I am no longer a student.

I think I need to enroll for another program to activate my PyCharm license.

Forever alone😶😶

Welll!!!!

I will have a bear.🐻

After my college I was about to start freelancing.
I met a client and had a chat with him about requirements and all.
He was really nice guy. Then he asked me "What will be the size of the website?? A4 or Bigger??.
On the next day I started looking for full time jobs.

Age++.

Code comments be like....

Apple offices be like..

Source: reddit

Just found devRant on codeChef Facebook post.

Goooooooooo devRant!

Manager: Write a function to get tomorrow's date.

Kids:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
return getCurrentDate() + 1;
}

Legends:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
sleep(1000*60*60*24);
return getCurrentDate();
}

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, lounge, pub, tavern, night club, mini bar, drinks.

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

Achievement Unlocked: "Peer Pressure" on Stack overflow.
Should I feed good?

1. Push a bug with a bug fix.
2. Fix the bug created during previous bug fix.
3. Push the bug fix which solves the bug created during previous bug fix.

Try not to cry...
Cry a lot 😭 😭

My Macbook supports Windows..

I am putting this on my desk right now...

Well SQL is literally love...

Well Done Azure...

The only thing I liked about windows after windows xp

When coding is life..

(Taken from a bus)

Any College professors shorter than 5 feet 5 inch should be known as microprofessors.

What kind of music do you listen to while coding??

I use https://musicforprogramming.net

@dfox
No Loading window on Supporters and About us pages.
Or is it a feature for impatient persons like me??

I was called in our residents meeting because I was talking on the phone that "We should kill the childs first and if there are any orphans we should kill them,too".

Girl: I love guys who are rich.
Me: I paid for sublime and winrar.
Girl: Your place or mine??

How to get six pack Abs (Developer Version):

1. Do 20 bicycle crunches whenever your test fails.
2. 30 seconds plank whenever there's a issue assigned to you for your code.
3. 50 mountain climbers whenever the code breaks while you are giving a demo to client/boss.
4. 12 jack-knife sit-ups whenever you miss your deadline for more than 2 weeks.

When your shower uses more guthub then you..

Oh no he's here.

Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common??

A: They both become useless when you open windows.