CAPTCHA AI could be a thing you know.

Fucking love it when the windows copy/move dialog gets stuck at 100% with 0 items remaining and I can't get rid of the damn window for 20 seconds.

Windows is obviously the superior OS.

!dev
How do you spend the first 4 hours ( or whatever hours you have before you sleep) after coming home from work/college?

I am currently an unemployed undergrad doing some freelancing from a nearby co-working space. Mine is usually spent eating and binge watching some web series, sometimes doing some coding before going off to sleep

1. Promise anything, everything to clients
2. Set unrealistic deadlines
3. Devs can't meet deadlines
4. Blame the devs

Anyone?

*Mom shows me laptop ad of 3000 bucks with the most overkill specs ever*

Mom: "Son, will this laptop run Google?"

Me: "Do you want to surf Google or actually run Google's server?"

Mom: *looks confused*

"I also want to use Fesabook on it"

Me: *brings her a 5 year old laptop with a new ssd in it*

*has an old i3, 8gb ram and no gpu*

Mom: "This laptop is super fast! Thanks son!"

*One hour later*

*Mom calls*

"Son, I think the laptop broke"

Me: "What? What happened?"

Mom: "I pressed a button and now all the keys are lighting red" (backlit keyboard)

Me: "You can choose the color of your keyboard mom"

Mom: "Ooh! How do I make it pink?"

Me: "You can only choose between red and blue..."

Mom: "What a ripoff"

*Hangs up the phone*

Sometimes I like to wear headphones just so I can appear unavailable to people

I iust won a fully paid ticket with flight and accommodation to a machine learning research conference later this summer! Yaay!

People. They bother me.

- Good evening, this is the support hotline for stupid questions, how may I help you?

- Hi, is this the support hotline for stupid questions?

I today have seen lovers'name carved into a tree. I don't think it's cute. I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date

Who all agree?

woah, what are you trying to do there?

I really like this one 😂

Replace at least 1 person at my current employers with automated scripts.

I see my friend open devRant on his mobile.
I tell him to use dark theme.
He switches to dark theme.
I salute.
He salutes.

University is thrilling.

My twitter bot has more followers than me.😢😢

Why Diesel Python live in land?

reverse turing test in which you have to convince machine that you are a human... oh wait we already have captcha

Command line forever

Santa knows machine learning

🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

I loved the idea of making computers do the dirty job for me.

Jokes on me, I learned I had to do dirty job for them to do the dirty job for me.

I've always been pretty tech savvy, but I never actually started coding till January in a beginner programming class. It's been almost a year and I've loved every step of the way :)

https://codeschool.com/free-weekend...

It's such a lovely day, sun is shining, think I'll sit outside with my laptop and a beer and continue working on personal project.

(...goes outside)

It's too bright, can't see shit, plus working on two screens is easier

(goes back inside)

When you pour coffee into this, it instantly freezes

When you come home from a day of programing