Let's appreciate her contribution to the image processing field.

Waiting to see if anyone notices

Sometimes I feel like my wife woke up with a "--verbose" flag on...

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Did you know?
Ubuntu 16.04 can't build ROS.

Fsck!
I look retarded running a VM of Ubuntu 14 in Ubuntu 16

When you want to work but your cow wants to play! 🐮😂

Python be like
"During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred" ... Exception : exception not defined.

Well fuck you too goddammit

Bombed an interview for my dream job / company 😪Is this week over yet?

@bhargav-mogra This is Kotlin for you. In response to your rant about Swift ranges.

Confession of the day:
1. I work in release mode
2. I work on the main branch only
3. I test on production

Just cloned a 90 GB Virtual Box, 15 minutes later when the clone was 90% done, I got an error message saying that I don't have enough disk space (I had only 80 GB). WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT 15 MINUTES TO GET THAT INFORMATION????

Everyone is talking about Google's Pixel and I am just sitting here waiting my Note 4 to explode...

Amen :p

Frodo is a Hobbit. Are 8 Frodos one Hobbyte?

after making my first animation..

So my programming teacher never indents her code. Looks like I'm switching school lol

correctly named devices

The new iPhone 7 comes out on August. If you want to have a sneak peek at the new iPhone. Take a look at the your current iPhone and pretend it costs 200 dollars more.

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

UI Is the bane of my existence. I'm an embedded programmer i mainly deal with drivers daemons low level stuff no UI involved. why do they keep assigning mobile apps to me man ! #FML

A girl that I like once ask me to download movies for her because her internet at home is slow. A day after that I told her that the first 3 on the list she gave me is done. She then told me that she forgot to bring her thumb drive and ask me if it is possible that I email the movies to her instead.

Glad that the only issues I have in my life are on Github!

Yesterday, my girlfriend caught a virus. There were 5+ running programs, in program files, program files x86, system32, basically everywhere. The virus modified chrome, firefox, edge (and even installed a false uc browser assuming we had one), there are many entries at startup programs, also running daemons, once you kill one of them, the others detect it and replicate their killed fellows. Tried to run a linux live usb disk for a cleanup, but the computer hibernates instead of shutdown, making modifications on disk risky.

I spent hours trying to suppress the processes, do a manual cleanup and antivirus search. It looked all cleaned up, then I reinstalled chrome, and now it switches its homepage everytime I open it, it also injects batch arguments to desktop link forum chrome (deleting it manually does not help, it comes back). I'm a linux guy, and in a few hours, I hated windows more than ever.

If anybody knows the authors, I *really* want to meet them. I promise I'm not going to punch them, but kneel down, bow my head in respect, and say "teach me master."

What is point of a fucking checkbox with optional in brackets while you can't change it?

Fucking Microsoft. No wonder they are going downhill

How to write ethnically correct code!

I haz degree

Having late night deployment; eating sushi and playing football in the office at night.

I am working on an open source game project, and the most common way to draw things is using a class named ManagedSurface. The class is otherwise awesome, but it has a method called getBasePtr(x, y), which gives you a pointer to the requested coordinates. Fair enough (this is C++ without STL by the way).

But WHY THE HELL CAN I REQUEST ANY POINTER THAT I WANT, EVEN IF IT'S OUTSIDE THE SURFACE? Other cointainers have sanity checks, asserts and such, and the surface KEEPS TRACK OF IT'S WIDTH AND HEIGHT.

WAS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO ADD assert(x <= w); assert(y <= h);???

I spent 3 days on valgrind trying to find a heap corruption that manifested at random points in the code.

FUUUUCK!

On the bright side, I learned how to use valgrind (which is awesomely awesome).

Reality...

On a date with my wife right now. She stepped away for a minute, so... devRant!