Guy called in because he wanted to get an IP white listed on a server. He wasn't authorized so i told him to send an email from an authorized email address.

He didn't like that very much and asked if another engineer was available (he talked to him more often so he thought that engineer would just do it. We need those kind of requests by email.)

Walked over to my colleague and explained what that client asked for.
'let him send an email!'

Told him i ready told the client that but that the client wanted to talk to him instead.

'sure, connect him through and then come back so you can hear him after i ask him to mail us!'

Connected him through. Client explained the situation.

Then he says with the sweetest voice and a 'get rekt' face: 'could you send me an email about that? 😊'

Let's just say that the client sounded everything but happy xD

So this is bullshit

Opening my IDE today Iike

When you spend too much time in your car

:))))))

Life saver

Oh!! Nevermind!!

*opens Facebook*

"No, Wait"

*closes Facebook, opens Devrant*

"Ah, Much better"

(In science class)

Teacher: What are clouds made of?

Me: Servers, preferably Linux.

Teacher: ?

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Windows in a nutshell...

I think the most annoying thing of being a programmer is to accidentally press ctrl + s on a browser because of having been saving so much

It's the time of the year again...
From the best media player in the world.

Excellent Database table design...

That guilty feeling i get when I use negative margins

The best. There are so simple.

Got the first payment from my client! Cheers 🍻

$ git commit -suicide

#titanic{
float: none;
}

Do not deploy on Friday. Ever. Period.