Accurate

This is how I write my header signatures ;)

This should be in every email client ever, always. Now. And forever.

[r/ProgrammerHumor] LOL! :D

me, when the deadline is next week

RIP Server. :(

That friday were all your written tests went green #heaven

<love>
${you.peopleYouCantWithout}
<!-- </love> -->

Var gf = [];

"This should be simple. I'll just go down the least disruptive path."

*makes changes to 24 files*

Another graphic I made

Oh snap! Stackoverflow going with the hard hitting questions!

Asking the new junior dev guy on his first day "How's everything looking?"

Diference

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

Everytime

Those of you who uses Gentoo, Arch Linux or whatever. How do you remember the code to install it?

I think I'm gonna use tables in HTML. 😫

My brother has asked me to download an ISO of Vista for him. Yes.. my brother still uses Vista.

Tried this popular rant.. She said let's get married 😕

What would "the" world reply to all these Hello World shit?

We all know and love this type of customers

Everyone loves dark themes. I think I'm alone.

Ha Ha Ha... No one can replace my terminal ever...

I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

It seems like I got addicted with devRant..... This app is better than any other social media.

Oh no! I've suddenly lost service!

I'm an idiot. I fully acknowledge it. I paid a deposit online for someone to do website work for a client and that person has now completely disappeared. At least I have what I think is his address. Time to call law enforcement on his ass.

For all the iOS developers in here, Xcode 8.2.1 has a bug, when trying to sign an archive for store deployment, you will get an unexplained error saying "code signing fail", after for hours of frustration, tears and trial and error, I ended up signing it with xcode 7. I hope this helps

Rant? I don't think so.