Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Childhood ruined

Woo hoo!!! I broke 1000 points!

My first child's name will be Sudo, then I can say:
"sudo clean you room"

I wish money wasn't so god damn important !

I just want to build cool things 😥

Just rented my first dedicated server. Oh, the freedom!

Worst part of being a Dev: all the ideas we never get to realize 🖖

Just got the most introspective job interview ever.
Like, I think those guys now understand me better than my parents do.
Like, I learnt more about myself during this interview process than during my psychological evaluation.
Like, I changed my career plan twice during the interview process.

I don't know who I am anymore but I wanna work with those guys

Thank you devRant! This made my day! ❤

Fb Messenger

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer :D

Origin story

microsoft

If you ever feel you're not self-confident enough, think about the guy who told his manager at Google about the great idea he had been working on: a T-Rex that jump over cactus when there's no internet connection in Chrome.

If your issue is not on StackOverflow and you can't find it on the web:

Go another way, you're probably doing something very wrong!

(I have solved many problems remembering this)

Esc :/

Not dev related but:

Main game: 7gb
Updates: 52gb
Wtf....

Spent the last 15 minutes explaining the difference between bit and byte to a Comcast rep...

Oh Windows :)