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Coder by day, bat by night.
Skills

PHP, WordPress, Laravel, Superhero Shit.
Location

Gotham

Joined devRant on 4/22/2016

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This made my Day...

Startup Quote...

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Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

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This makes me consider changing career paths.

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Being the only dev on a project

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The NDA won't let me talk about it.

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When you had been reloading the page like crazy and none of the changes are registering. Then you realize that you are reloading production server instead of development one. 😖

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Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

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*can't figure out why code doesn't work for hours*
ugh fuck this.
*angrily leaves for bathroom break*
*come running back*
I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!!!!

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manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

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Bought a raspberry pi and I was expecting to make a robot....
I finally can Light up a led using php...

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Are you reading your own email?! Do you even comprehend what you just wrote?!

At least it's Friday. Happy Friday everyone!

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When you forget your headphones at home... -_-

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"I'll just go to a tech conference and not take any stickers."

- no one

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Dev: "What if the user has more than 100 entries? How would that display?"
UX: "They won't ever have that many"
Dev: "But what if they do?"
UX: "They won't."

(spoiler: they do)

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Exception handling.

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My graduation cap. Just got my degree in CS. As I shook the hand of the Dean of the college, he said "love the cap"
:D

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When the user tries to enter their email as www.user@domain.com

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Awesome caution board in an company..

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No one can use If Else like him..

#SaluteTheDeveloper

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That moment when you automated the application so much, working on it get's actually kinda boring 🙈😂

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Till a better love story than Twilight...

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When the previous frontend developer has been using float: left; on every single element of the page.

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When your work alarm goes off on a Bank Holiday Monday because Apple still dont have a feature to disable alarms on Bank Holidays. Cheers Tim.

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Any HIMYM fans out there?

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When your second monitor for your laptop is bigger and the mouse gets stuck on the edge. 😡

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when you're about to leave and boss starts chatting to keep you here

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I feel like most of the problems people are ranting about would never happen if they worked in a proper environment with lint checks, unit tests, e2e tests etc.

It's worth the effort to get it!

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Will I ever write a complex migration that runs flawlessly on the first go??? 😑😕

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When a Senior Developer hands off their project to a Junior to implement new features

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