Hahaha we’re just an excuse to sell shit now. Happy gay month

Girls come and go. Stocks and shares are forever

@bigmonsterlover exactly

@MammaNeedHummus use the therapy money for beer

Get shit faced

Mate if they use these inputs for mapping it’s Ganna be one sarcastic fucker

Yea. Took 6 months out. Didn’t really effect me tbh

Yep. I’m very ain’t “token women in the workplace” bullshit but having to do women in tech posts this year to make head of HR happy to get seen for promotion options 🤷🏼‍♀️🫠

@Jedidja it’s alright. I think developers get more of a kick out of it than employers 😅
500~ views a month? But mainly India for some reason 🤷🏼‍♀️
I created it mainly for buzzword bingo, there’s an authenticated CV part but no recruiter wants to use it 🙄 made it printable, still hate it 😂
Reckon it’s rather pointless having a portfolio unless you’re a complete junior with no work experience or a freelancer

Don’t use “default branch” it’s offensive to those that cannot afford a mortgage

Her and go daddy is the reason I finally caved and blocked all ads. Fucking irritating, degrading as fuck and repetitive

Salary of a clown sounds like a parody of system of a down

Library of babel? Full of absolutely every possible story (potentially) but more than likely gibberish

My gf read this and called “{}” vagina brackets 😂😂 dead

In the day? 0

Imagine JavaScript is the language that has a rouge AI killing robot and the only way to take it down is to give it a sum with pi

Turns out it was me that confused her. I wrote the condition in the for loop as (i = 0; i <= array.length -1; ++)
The -1 she thought was minus-ing the total length of the array

@iSwimInTheC @nachocode thanks guys. I got another job a few months later when I wasn’t looking for one. Best job I’ve had so far 💪

Yes. They’re all fucking bots or idiots. Your first ever CV is likely making the rounds still is all probably

@phat-lasagna didn’t get a chance to 😅 CEO got rid of them all 😂😂😂 was a big team too. About 12 devs ish. Oh well

@AleCx04 fuck knows. I’ve just blanked it all from my memory, I know it was something trivial that was opinionated and he didn’t like my jokey response but meh who cares 🤷🏼‍♀️ after a month they all lost their jobs anyway, CTO, my manager, him and the lot

@phat-lasagna well, to top it off, the week before my manager took credit for a 30 page architecture document I wrote and then had the audacity to say I’d done no work for 2 weeks which was the reason for getting rid 🥲

@Ian123 attracted to anything shiny and new.

@Floydimus naaaa it weren’t worth it 😅

I didn’t read your rant. Please could you be angry at me for no reason?

I’m kidding I read it 😅 or did I?!?!

One of those days? 😅

Tbh with this code pilot shit taking over. I’m making it as complicated as fuck for the lols because I don’t want some ML taking my job

@AleCx04 I like this. Reminds me of those Star Trek wankers that argue about episode counts and backstories

Poor OP, guy wanted to talk about Ben 10 and I ruined it 😂😂 sorry!

@Frederick the other one? 😅 premier league football. What else is there? Serie A? Ligue un? Bundasleaga? La liga is a bit dead so can’t be that 😅 championship?