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@Wisecrack this is very cool!! Gonna have fun with that for sure.

People with glass names shouldn't throw quotes

Did a couple of Umi phones, I know your troubles.
If your gonna stick with cheap, cheerful, Chinese then go Oukitel bro :)

@orsino7 Hahaha, love it. What sort of questions?

@devios1 I KNOW RIGHT?! This has my general solution for the last 12 years at least and I felt late to the game.

@Torbuntu someone must have been wise enough to dual-boot him

Imagining a load of drunkards (me included) staring at the probably not that great code saying:
"I loves you I do, did you know that?"
Or other somesuch

Unless your keyboard is made of sandpaper I'm not sure I believe you..

Depends on usability and price but if it's reasonable enough I'll get it as a collectible at least.

No anon-sama, yamate!

@RandarXJ7 pretty sure whoever was demonstrating face unlock encountered an error and had to unlock with a code so probably yes

@Nebyular what are you running at the moment?
I'm thinking of the Oukitel K3 for my next one.

@Nebyular they're the way forward mate.

I should clarify that I dual boot - love Linux but Windows is easier for work and some other things.
Only jesting :p

We estimate a time, then double it. This way if it turns out to be a pig then there's time to deal with it and if it's easy then we're great.

This is my favourite version of this meme.

@graviton what country though? :p

Quick work and good show of priorities getting this rant out :p

@Fydrenak ahaa, fair.
From programming jokes - Google+

@clovisIrex @clovisIrex Ahaa, thanks for that buddy. You came across as experienced, hence the question regarding junior status.
I'm a philosophy grad who's web-devving while dreaming of sysadmin and trying to build skills for it :p.

So you're basically me in all points, where did you find a junior sysadmin job?

@fschndr all-round excellent comment.

CTRL + SHIFT + F5 if you wanna feel CTRL + SHIFT + F-FIIINE...

@erikdreyer11 the program spec for the guidance system was done by hand and someone missed an overline in a mathematical formulaic symbol, which threw the program off into making lots of unnecessary corrections. An overline looks like a hyphen and saying a hyphen was missed was easier to explain to the American public.
Wikipedia is the way.

I thought 4.7 was as big as phones needed to be. Then I got a 5", now have a 5.5" and love it, and I have lady hands.
Also have a 17" laptop.

Headphones?

A friend described my job as prestigious to his manager (pub) - quite flattering really.
We both struggle with the end of the month though.

Symbian?

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