Found on Applebees company listing on the hackernoon jobs board 😆

Well played D... well played...

[source](https://jobs.hackernoon.com/employe...)

How almost every S/O question looks

Copy from r/programmer humor
Thought you guys may relate to it

void procrastinate()
{
//TODO: implement
}

Fact=!rant

Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?

True evil

Just implement the iOS design on Android

Guys guys guys!! I ran the windows network diagnostic tool... And it actually fixed the problem!

Oh goodie! What do we have here...?

...ANnnnd that kids, is how I made a federal watch list, researching how to use credit card swiping systems and making thermite.

Job advertisement of the biggest software company here at our train station in Dortmund, Germany.

The struggle between LS and DIR 🔥

Backup debug.keystore

So I made an android app for a client. It's a newspaper type of app for the clients webpage, as he has a lot of traffic on it and about 50-51% is from mobile. Which is all good an everything.

And so I've been working on it for a while now as it wasn't a primary focus, more of a like side project.

I was able to make full working build (publish ready) and sent it to the client for a review.

After about an hour I received an email saying that the app is requesting too many permissions from the user. So I started looking trough my manifest file and all of the 3rd party libs to see what were those permissions.

Well, when I finally installed the app on a physical device and looked trough the permissions in the settings all I found were permissions for the internet and prevent the phone from sleeping.

After asking the client to tell me in detail which permissions raised concerns he told me it were those 2 and if they could be removed.

So I just wasted an hour of my life trying to explain why the app that is losing content from the internet needs internet permissions.

Fml and ignorant people who think they know everything and won't accept anything else.

And all of this because he read on some click bait website how a "real" app doesn't need any permissions and every other is just trying to steal all of your data and money.