The most saddest sentence I have heard.

"There's nothing I can do or undo to get myself out of the pictures you painted of me."

Its March 3rd and I'm already at 858 contributions for the year 🤯

Its my birthday 🥳🎈🎉

it's one of those days I wish I could put a muzzle on everybody...

Every function in any library in Go because it starts with a capital letter

Should I consider myself lucky ?
I got a very nice manager . He really understands us. Genuinely saying.

Coding + coffee + LoFi music + raining = perfect

Sometimes I Google really basic stuff to find stackoverflow answers with code, just because I can't be bothered to type it out myself

Why squash commits when you can just --amend the commit and git push -f

#SecretsOfADumpsterFireDeveloper

JavaScript is very similar to duct tape, if it doesn't work, you haven't used enough.

Everytime you write code in a language which you never coded before that will give you extra thrill...

This time it's python 🙂

So apparently Outlook can classify emails from Microsoft as spam... 🤦‍♂️

// TODO:
^
| Look closely, little boy
| This is where the
| madness begins.

Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

So I listed my old gtx1080 on eBay for $500

I got an offer of $640 from a profile that is brand new. They want to pay (a lot) extra for me to ship to Malaysia. Their profile says they are in the US.

The fuck kinda scam is this?

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Struggling with a bug for hours and junior fixing it in an instant in front of me

An image processing library for node js [more details]

$ nano

Change my mind.

Sometimes I hate when the requirements change in such a way entire projects have to be discarded..

Sometimes you have to walk away from people, not because you don't care, but because they don't.

- Waking up 2-3 hours later than usual.
- Not spending 4 hours per day in travel.
- More freedom.

I ranted about this back in 2018, now it’s reality.

😂😂😂😾the ways of the universe

I was going to say almost 20 years of Dilbert... Then realized it's closer to 30...

Guess the problems of IT never go away...

I finally stopped being lazy and wrote 31 unit tests for my Discord bot.

Nothing is more satisfying than seeing them all pass and the GitHub workflow working without any problems. :)

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For me, it was when I discovered how dynamic linking (.dll, .so) works, and why a linker is needed to run even a simple "Hello world!".