How developers take Mirror Selfies !

devRant Algo strikes again..

The force is strong in this one...

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

Note to self: Don't use npm in a Google Drive folder

Best office prank: I was pretty young and naaive. Senior dev comes to me and says that it would be hilarious to slide a note under the women's bathroom door saying, "I know what you're doing in there". He says that the woman in there will think it's hilarious too. We work with her, she's very funny and laid back, so I go along with it, expecting to get a laugh. A few minutes go by and a different older women enters my cube. She's got the note! She works on the other side of the building so I don't know her too well but I can tell from the look on her face that she's pissed. I'm frozen with fear as my career flashes before my eyes.
I apologise perfusely and try to explain but she's not having it. After a while she goes back to her office not having accepted that it wasn't meant for her and that it was just a joke gone wrong. I spend the next two days apologizing every chance I get, hoping she won't go to HR. She remains stone cold until late on the second day. She couldn't take it anymore as her mouth reluctantly begins to crack a smile. At that point she drops the serious expression on her face and busts out laughing.

It turns out that the three of them planned the whole thing and executed flawlessly. I've never felt so relieved to be the butt of a joke.

web developers...

Hahahaja!

"macOS Sierra cannot be installed on '(null)'."
What a great start...

Having a great idea, from start to finish :D

it's Friday...

Tons of idea, too lazy to do one..

Old but gold!

package.jason

Just when you thought pen testers couldn't get more creative

PM: We have to do this this and this. How long will it take you?
Me: Looks like a 4 hr job
PM: ok
Me: Still not complete after 2 days

Me every time :D

When you realize the only way to optimize your C++ code is to start writing asm routines...

Bugs and Features 😂

Happy birthday Linux. Here's your cake.

This is what happens when you use an 8-bit unsigned int for a temperature field, and it's -2°F outside

No matter how much we complain about our programming language, our bosses, our co-workers, our teams, or anything else....

We'll never trade our Profession (coding) for any other job in the World.
That's How We Roll.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Told support to "Put 5em in the style"

I hate gradle.

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Exception handling.

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

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Error: password not strong enough use atleast 1 uppercase letter

We salute StackOverflow... We Salute 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX

A good web developer...