Standards, why follow them?

Made me laugh/cringe

By the way, Bitlocker is a joke.

The most easiest explanation of VPN😂

Hahaha..

Three days ago I wrote a comment:

"It's weird how the internet shifted from protocols to platforms.

Devs still know the plumbing, but for most people IRC became Whatsapp, FTP became Dropbox, RTSP became Netflix, SIP became Zoom and RSS became Google Now... so people might eventually forget about SMTP and this whole "email" hype.

In a decade or two we'll have forgotten about URLs and HTTP and the "internet" as well. You just pay your monthly $10 sub to Google or Amazon or Apple to have your condensed streams of memes & bait funneled right into your eyeballs."

And now Chrome devs are considering removing URLs just like in Safari, just showing the domain you are on....

Enjoy your retard web, people.

What's next, new Macbook & Chromebook standardized designs to prevent people from being confused?

TCP vs UDP

Every developer's nightmare

Migrating an old system.

Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32

I'd like to follow some of you on GitHub to see what you are working on! 😊
Post your GitHub profiles in the comments if you are active 👍

Well, that's 2018 in a nutshell I guess

Just one final patch

DRY in command line..

I am so glad that i learned at middleschool how to use excel😂

A handy linux tutorial for whom cares!

YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE CAN'T STORE FILES LARGER THAN 4 GB.

I'll show myself out.

My first complete pipeline with Jenkins:

- push on gitlab
- build with maven
- test with junit
- deploy with Ansible
- integration test with Selenium

I love devops!

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3;

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

When you've been only doing web dev for a while:

Long time, no c

Guess who wasted 2hours of his life to change his configs file again.

New flat. Still no internet.

Time to do some reading

Bind's top {number} dev tools to make your 2018 easier!

//note 0: feel free to add your own
//note 1: no ides, only stuff thats useful for everyone

0) vscode, it got significantly better after the latest updates and is very versatile
1) gitkraken, now i use sourcetree because of the jira integration but kraken is available for linux too so
2) scaleway, they provide really cheap servers for whatever you want, easy to install images (docker too)
3) protonmail, an encrypted mail service that works a lot better than gmail (tutanota is a close 2nd but has a weeb name)
4) telegram, if you can, tell your team to ditch slack, because telegram is a lot more lightweight and even if you dont, just the channels make it worth giving it a shot
5) steemit, a blockchain based website where the users write the articles, you can find some good reads there (and photography if you like that stuff)
6) a dildo because it wouldnt be a bindview content without out of context penile objects

Damn you JS!

One of the best fucking bot on the internet

Oh Boy! Almost 2018, can't wait to waste a whole year!

One of my friends got his PC dual booted for ₹5000 (≈ 80$).

My take:

Source: /r/programmerhumor

So I dont know if this has been brought here already but I was busy lately with an oncoming amount of users of my site... and they found a few bugs, anyway me sucking aside:
To my fellow American DevRant users, how do you guys feel when you are about to get fucked by the posibility of get Net Neutrality in your country? Man what is going there sure is a tragicomedy, uh?