I love when a PM makes a big deal to get their own office but then takes personal calls with the door open. On speaker phone. To his wife with 3 screaming kids in the background. While everyone is trying to work. Fml. Just let me code in peace.

Just taken over a project from a "high end" London agency to find their code is just poorly copy/pasted examples from the WordPress codex.

The worst part of a day is fixing a bug in someone else code

My graduation cap. Just got my degree in CS. As I shook the hand of the Dean of the college, he said "love the cap"
:D

Made the mistake of telling my family what I'm going to school for... Now I'm free tech support.

Already dreading about going to work Monday because there is an all day meeting scheduled. 7am meeting, non programming related, video conference. Yikes. #ijustwanttoprogram

We all know at least one...

I hate dumb ass meetings that have nothing to do with me but people invite me just for the kicks

When the head of a department thinks migrating an old system to a new system is "just a copy and paste job"