Finally...

It's 6 a.m. Time to sleep.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

!rant
I had to do this xD

Self-deprecation 2.0

Would be really nice if *bold* _underlined_ etc. would work :)

A SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

The greatest phrase I ever heard..

THERE IS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "React.component" and "React.Component"! Took me fucking 2 hours to figure this fucking thing out. Until then I was certain that this was some dependency issue. Oh the rage right now!! 🔫🔪💣💣😡

Wise words.. lol

Gorgeous

When gradle builds for over 1 hour and you start thinking how life would have been much easier if you were a panda.

During our OOP class, our lecturer taught us how to make GUI, how to make stuff move, and so on..basically our reaction during the whole class was "woahhhhh...coding is actually fun" XD

The good part is with each update Android studio gets more and more powerful with more and more features.
The sad part work each update Android studio gets heavier and even the basic feature is a pain in the ass to work with

-One sad Android developer ;)

If you hold up a UNIX shell to you ear, can you hear the C?

Software Engineer life 😴😴

When Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your standart browser you should be brave enough to ask your girl out!

They only keyboard I know

Who else is trying to get +20 likes on rant just to earn that sticker?

Silicon Valley Season 4 is from April 23rd

https://youtu.be/3Qw6OypqtJ0

I did it boys, shes mine. 😃
Happy Valentines

I wish I could CTRL+Z my haircut

Gradle is so freaking slooowww

When you're completely new to android development and Gradle doesn't want to love you...

One of the best rant I found on the web 😂

This applies for Project Manager,Bussines Analyst and Developer...

Only for coffee script lovers

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

A few years ago when I was still an apple fan boy, friend of mine bragging me about how android is awesome, we were drinking some shots at our local pub and I was starting to get light headed. At one point he showed me so called "terminal emulator" app. I checked it out, and assumed it's an emulation, just like dosbox, so I decided to verify that "rm -rf *"... (the phone was rooted)

The phone shutdown within seconds, I couldn't stop laughing, while my friend was shock that his new phone was longer booting.

Luckily he managed to reflash the ROM. What can I learn from that experience?
1. Don't drink and sudo
2. Don't call your app an emulator if it's the real deal.