JavaScript:

> "5" - 2
3

> "5" + 2
"52"

Enjoy coercion.

What do you listen to while coding?

Every programmers dream convo

Me after 5 minutes working with CSS

One thing that pisses every dev off I know!

Project Managers who think making any changes takes 30 seconds.

"No Susan, changing the site isn't as simple as changing your f**king Facebook status!!"

Manager: this is your first day in your first job right?

Me: yes mam!

Mngr: Good .. here take this system understand it and read all of the source codes.

Me: hmmm Umm ok ... where's the documentation?

Mngr: no documentations ... the contractor left without providing the documents for it so we need you to understand everything ... as we have alot of enhancements lined up for it ... and we're too cheap to hire someone with advanced knowledge on this ... goodluck!

Me: ......

Finally have the home office I've always wanted, with only a few more things left to do in order to consider it finished.

Power company loves me.

Wallet hates me.

For windows people

When your client has BrowserStack 😫

4 months into my marriage, the "you spend too much time programming" argument finally happened. I guess I could start going to bed before 3am...

When you pass a completely unproductive day and start questioning your life choices

During the first rocket fly to the moon, they developed a calculator for the rocket scientists to calculate the flight.

Today's smartphones have the power to do the calculations for dozens of rockets at once, and what do I do with it?
I PLAY ANGRY BIRDS

The documentation gave up on php 😂

Note: Stolen from codechef facebook page

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