*about to push an experimental block of code*

my brain:
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it

Me: “git push -u origin master”

I definitely need this 😅

The moment when you come home on Friday and notice your server's down

Probably learn Angular 19.

Me: "I did it, I finally finished implementing the design!"
Designer: "The client wants a complete overhaul of the design."

When you love free dev swags

Thanks Mullvad!

P.S. @dfox @trogus Can you add the webcam stickers in the swag store? (Like the ones in the middle of pic)

Classmate sees C#
"C hashtag"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Mock explained

Everytime I start up my computer be like...

Combine ascii art, electrical engineering, and programming
https://github.com/aaronduino/...
Why? for the glory of Satan, of course

TFW you spend 30 minutes debugging an app that isn't working right only to find out it's working exactly as it's supposed you, you just forgot you put that bit in there that does that thing.

One character change later and it's working perfectly. ONE CHARACTER! THIRTY BASTARD MINUTES! I just spent thirty minutes driving through every line of code and coming closer to the conclusion that Java was doing some kind of strange thing with dropping objects from memory. No, it wasn't Java that had memory problems, it's me! Just check me into the old peoples home now so I can spend my day pissing my pants and making lewd comments at the nurses because that's all I'm fucking useful for at this point!!

I need a coffee.

A while a go in class we were told to look at this article about poor to stupid security... and my brain melted