well it wasn't "cutting-edge" but it was pretty ugly, yet good

it was called Instagrabber, it's still on GitLab, but it's archived

it was first open source project of mine which gained publicity of over 500 people, but in the end i let down lots of people by discontinuing it

if someone's interested in that stupid cringe project, search "Instagrabber source" or "Instagrabber Awais" and first GitLab or F-DROID link would be it. 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

"Are you enjoying this app?
Don't forget to review this app on the store!"

yeah, i did... until this popped up. 😒

just programmer things.

found somewhere on insta

Microsoft has the best MS Paint in the world.

downloading more RAM is so old-school
now you can download more battery!!

*me as a boss*

*employee comes in late*
me *smiling and laughing":
*tells nearby person* there they are!!
*tells employee* congratulations!!
*laughs and hugs*

confused employee: what for?

me: you're late

idk why people keep saying Chrome hogs up all the memory
i have 16gb of RAM and it just takes 14gb

how to evade committing small fixes

3 or 4 days before the summer vacations, our teacher came in class and asked us to present whatever projects we've been working on and give a brief description...
Some guys went on the stage, then a few girls,
So being first time on the stage I was pretty nervous and started shaking and sweating a little bit.
I opened up the laptop and project was already open in AS, but had to restart emulator,
but the main thing was, i didn't notice the "blonde lesbians - PornHub" was minimized in the taskbar.
So I opened up cmd and typed "taskill -f -im chrome*" and it vanished. (a little fear increased)
when I finished presentation, some of the students were staring at me, so i made an excuse to go to toilet,
...and I ran out of dept.
after class finished my friends came up to me and said "we saw what was going on there in taskbar" and we laughed.

#NeverEverGoingToDoPresentationEverAgain #TrueStory

when your function finally works, but output is different than expected

*sees an app and gets motivated*
*gets psyched up for a revolutionary app*
*boots up pc*
*realizes how long Android Studio takes to load*
*sudden loss of motivation*
*turns off PC*

that's me

something important

when you do something awesome but nobody in your neighborhood knows jackshit about programming 😪

put that as status in a big ass Facebook group
and this is the result :)

some people are just worst than the devil.

int main()
{for (int i=0;i<5;i++)
{for(int j=i;j<5;j--)
{printf("*");
}printf("\n");
}
}

(some dude from class wrote that)

!!!!!!!!RANT!

today (~9h ago) i was in college lab, alone, and few minutes later 2 seniors came in and sat behind me and started working on some webpage and they were talking about HTML and CSS and all of a sudden one guy says "how can we make a page responsive?" and other guy goes "we use JavaScript"

my brain: "wtf, JavaScript?? are you nuts? responsive pag- are you fucking cra- why am i even- why the fuck would you say Jav- why God why??”

i had to get that off chest...

being a single programmer and seeing couples in public is not a good feeling, is it?

!rant

i have a crush on a classmate,
and i feel like she likes me too,
but i'm not sure how to make any move....
i feel like i should quit programming and focus on being a fuckboy...
idk ( ._.)