[r/ProgrammerHumor] LOL! :D

Why do i have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 😞

First day at work .... Excited
😃

What language is now in fashion?

!rant
I'm read for my new IoT Project!

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I finally told my first client "It's not a bug, it's a feature" 😂

I'm in a love and hate relationship with ES6

While I sit here working, I find myself confronted by the fact that there is a little willie sitting on a pouf right behind me

Nobody cares in this world of infinite loop of misery and happiness .

The mechanical team once told me, hey I want this feature on the software - sure it will take approx 1 week. Yea I know, but I want it without any bugs.

WTF?? They sure got some f words from me. 😅

This happens everyday

> Picks phone up to test changes to mobile app
> oh look I got a notification
> Scroll, Scroll, like, like, lol, lmao, that's gross, lol, haha
> 5 minutes goes by
> Puts phone down
> Goes back to computer
> What the fuck am I forgetting....

Happy New Year

The moment when your boss tries to make you to deploy when you are on vacation:

New Year's Day. Tomorrow. Delay.

Wish you lots of useful codes instead of shit and crap codes.

You vs the girl you like

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My favourite memory from 2016 :D

What do y'all write to introduce your intentions in cover letters?

I'm so tired of pretending to be *passionate* about another laundry/recruitment/food delivery startup.

Can't I just say I like the number on the paycheque and snack bar?

Far Cry 4. I have an "undefined" and I'm not afraid to use it!

3 weeks ago, at 33, I jumped ship from a dead end career as a technician and landed my first programming job at a startup. The pay is lower for now and I'm constantly feeling burnt out from learning so much so fast, but I haven't been this happy in years. Seeing light at the end of the tunnel can do wonders for your mental health.

Intel or AMD?: Intel
nVidia or AMD?: nVidia
xBox or PlayStation?: PlayStation
HTML or C++: C++
Apple or Samsung?: OnePlus!!!!!!

I love the whole NodeSchool thing, so not really a dis to them - but this is a good example of some of the problems I have with web tutorials. I think things like npm should be explained before you have someone use them. Just like jQuery, you can end up with a majority of people taking parts of their stack for granted.

Browsing npm be like

I slowly start to believe I'm an apple fanboy, buy everything!!1

Got home from work and found this Python at my doorstep, I cringed initially but remembered I write Python, so I said "Hey! Where's your interpreter?"

Late nights are the most productive #programming_fact

Pushing to Prod without testing and having zero problems

I'm developing my "game engine" for over 2 years. 9 complete rewrite and 3 language change (c#->java->c++) but I love doing it. It's an amazing experience :D