"how to tell your employees that they look like Trump without insulting them?"

$cls VS
$btnToCloseWhatOpenedAndAlsoCloseTheSessionIfPossibleAndThenDie

@MaxDeepfield 😍

@MaxDeepfield For some reason I try running Nodejs code on my server (Apache server [with DirectAdmim on it]) and it keeps giving me 403 error (3 straight days was spent on forums trying to fix it and couldn't do it).. that is why I'm trying to find alternatives..

You can actually make a lot of money from buying it and reselling it to Google. It already happened once!

@MaxDeepfield what do you mean by "connection"?

@JavaRules I think we are related

@Koolstr Dude, we are fucking everywhere 😂😂😂

Now that is something I can relate to

So that is why we called code monkeys.. ?

I hope it's going to be streamed live

Or just "slow"

@iAmNaN holy shit dude I need to finish a 30 hours project tomorrow​. Fuck my life.

software = program????

C# is nice and easy to learn. So yes a lot of people saying shit about it but it still cool

@yusijs perfect! Thanks!!

Omg dude this is like my childhood dream to make one of those
Please please I'm fucking begging you!
Tell me everything on how you made it!!
From hardware to software!!
Please!!

Oh a time traveler! Welcome to the future!

Welcome to Israel

Winning a stress ball with a stress ball with a stress ball

When it works on every phone and tablet except from the client's one
Fuck those fuckers with there super old phones

"MachineRant"

PHP!!!!! (& Python)
Both easy and fast to learn!

Seriously thinking about it
They might have some good devs out there that write advanced algorithms and now I want to work at as a porn site dev

And this field goes only for computer power?
Can't you help by using your programming skills?

That's what I thought 😐

Algo is smooth af

@Flarp
Volunteer computing ? May you explain?
Sounds like my kind of things

I can't follow the graph

@searchindex ssshhh with the hate to PHP please

Carl it's your teacher.. please come to my office as soon as possible. We need to have a talk.