When I get home, my wife will probably tell me about all the fun things she did with the kids today. She'll tell me about all the frustrating things they did too and stories about how they made her almost pull her own hair out.

Then 20 minutes later she'll ask me how my day was and I'll say, "Oh, I dunno. I worked on a really hard SQL query today..."

Have you ever had that deep, deep depressing moment where you just thought to yourself: "Man, why did I switch to Mac" ?

Yeah, me neither.

Just managed to turn on and off three led with my phone on a raspberry and i feel like a fucking god !

I feel old when I say that my first website was on Geocities.

$ alias ls=reboot
$ alias alias=sudo rm -rf /

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code. 🍵

Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

- So, you're a backend or frontend developer?

+ Weekend developer.

Why I love devRant so much?

Unlike other communities we are not abusing picture comments :)