Use biometric authentication

If there is a circumstance that forces you to leave your laptop unattended, just open up vim and leave.
You are welcome

Sounds familiar?
Bug times!

Current web browser situation is very very disturbing. Chromepocalypse incoming.

OMG I have no clue why they're leaving
- Every asshole manager ever

In 2025, JS-frameworks will outnumber humans.

lol.

Machine Learning

Stress testing my new cnc, say Hello World roundy

You start 10x more side projects than you finish

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

This is next level shit...
My friend in college is always sending me his C code for debugging IN FUCKING .odt!!
He even highlights the syntax.

Had to create this table tent because mfs just couldn't take a hint. I also have one for when I'm concentrating/deep in code zone.

That's a good plan🤣

Freefilesyncs installer made my day.

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I know i wont leave the office in time when i see someone pushing 40 commits to the master branch

!rant

Neighbours asked me to help them setting up their new printer.
Bug: Installation of the driver fails.
Fix: The printer has to be turned on during installation.

I earned 20 bucks for this single press of only one button.

First-Level-Support in the neighbourhood: Annoying but pays like hell.

I hope they used a program to generate that as output!

I want my relationship to be like a Nintendo DS cartridge. If we have any problems, take it out, blow on it, and put it back in.

I've never felt the need to use SourceTree, am I missing out on a lot? I use the terminal. Feel it's sufficient.

Lol! Very true.

A guy in my office refers to Github as Zeethub!! I wanna kill him!! Am i overreacting? 😑

Such folks 😓 And not to forget the $1000+ systems.

Just realized I'm using an almost decade old Acer aspire laptop for programming. And its still useful because Linux.

The joys of web dev

Finally solved the mystery, why / and * are together on my keyboard so that there is no problem for me to use single line comment and multi-line comment.

Google Summer of Code 2017 with FOSSASIA. Feeling Proud.

Three beers

Just saw a recruitment post for a female speaker to join a female panel at a "women in tech" event. And it's by an organisation called "codelikeagirl". 😒

As a female developer, it gives me the upmost cringe to hear about any #women or #girlpower events. Do you really need to validate your ability and support because of your gender? Men don't go to #menInTech events, so why do you need to go #womenInTech events?

On the surface it seems all friendly and gender equality fluff. But if you segregate yourselves into an all exclusive group, isn't that the opposite of what your trying to "achieve"?