I just hate it when an update for an app is available and there's no changelog. Seriously, tell us what this update is about!

Damn right !!

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Call Apple support, give them a Windows error code.

Good times.

What happens when two developers get married?
They merge

This is why people should use Linux. I'll never understand why people use Windows in commercial environments, because things like this always happen.

That moment when you find yourself seriously arguing with your rubber duck about which approach to implement...

Users...

There's no place like ~

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

Who else think this is awesome

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶