In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

Rule 34 ½: For every programming problem, there is already related XKCD, StackOverflow question and indian guy explaining it on YouTube. <3

Found this on FB

OMG...😂😂😂

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I INSTALL ARCH LINUX INCORRECTLY!?!?

Rare species in their natural habitat.

1969 vs 2017

Watched this movie called Unthinkable where the guy who is supposed to defuse the bomb is typing gibberish into Excel 😂😂😂

Searching where an event takes place at, Google says "the Earth"

Pop OS looks good (built on Ubuntu).

CSS is like #03
(repost, forgot image last time xD)

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

CSS is like #02

So I found this Turbo Pascal 4 book, which apparently belongs to my dad

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

Just applied to a new job with this as my cover letter.
Wish me luck!

i++ || die( );

If Doctors were like coders

problem:The patient has a broken leg.
solution: Read in article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You are the semicolon.....

Thank you, @dfox. Now I can handle all this stress easily!

So many open tabs that Goole chrome fails to count them

Choose a name.

I like you enough to direct you to resources that can help you make that (ideal) app you have, but I dont love you enough to make it for you for non-profit.

If you're only scrolling you're doing it wrong.

Event Head: There is a theme available to save you some time.

*Sends over a Wordpress theme*

EH: I got us this new service where you can create a website just by drag and drop.

Sure, why not. How foolish of me to not know of WordPress and Website builder tools.

When you're just coding away in some Coffee Shop and some random guy/girl asks you

"are you trying to hack the wifi" smh

Hackers are ready...

Was browsing job sites and noticed an 'experienced sysadmin' job (Linux).

Everything seemed pretty interesting and then I saw this line (at what they offer):

Free own domain with hosting!

That's genuinely cute offering that to an experienced Linux sysadmin. Not saying every sysadmin has this but I for example have like 10 domain names and a bunch of servers.

Yeah that looked cute 😆