~During app demo to our client~

- And when you click here the request will be submitted, the admin will be notified.
*App crashes*
- And of course the app will close itself since it's the end of the process.
- Client: That's good
- Me: ⊙﹏⊙

Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

Found this very helpful review on playstore.

Just compressed 35GB of Raw data to 460 MB 😂😵🐒

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

4gb ram + android studio + android emulator = slower than slowest sloth!
Died 👻💀 waiting!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
8 FUCKING GB GONE FOR ANDROID STUDIO! THAT IS HALF THE RAM I HAVE FOR THIS LAPTOP!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE T_T

When I update Android Studio and everything breaks.

They might just as well rename Android Studio to Build Progress Bar Simulator 3000.

Visual studio has crashed 6 times in 5 minutes... The fuck Microsoft...

wtf
i m done with android studio

"Aah, time to make a new Android app"
*starts Android Studio*
AS: "Yo yo yo, before you proceed, update all these 512 things in your SDK"
*creates a new Activity*
AS: "Nuh uh, this shit won't work without this, install it"
*runs app on emulator*
AS: "Hoooold your horses, you need to install this, and this, and update this and this.. oh and also that"
*emulator finally runs, app crashes*
AS: "Ohh, ha ha, oopsies, your Gradle config is also screwed up, change every dependency to the newest version and then update them all"
*config finally done, runs again*
AS: "Umm, I am too lazy to sync it myself, so you must press the nice big button on top to sync it"
"Fuck this"
*closes Android Studio*
AS: "WAAAIT WAIT, before you go, a new Android update just showed up, you must upd..."
*alt+f4*

Visual Studio has an update. Tells me to update the update installer first :P

When you accidentally click the Android Studio icon:

But can it run Android Studio smoothly?

Browsing devRant on RemixOS, an Android based OS for desktop and laptops.

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

"I don't accept this, I demand that this gets solved right now"

It's funny how clients think that demanding that something gets solved "right now" will actually get it solved faster/right that moment.

I created a script with power shell that notifies me before I leave the office if my train is on time or isn’t. See the comment for another image of when the service isn’t on time!

Found this today...

Scary movie

Nice Taxi driver, he even had free WiFi

Summary of AppleEvent 😂

The door to my room at work

Take care of your #servers 😂😂

Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm, with toilet breaks, snack breaks and a three hour nap on Sunday morning. Roughly 44 hours. It was a hackathon, Nov 2016. My team came in fourth place and the first three teams went to Germany!

Well, I got a well paying attachment from it so it didn't go all to waste.

Me and my laptop then...

I am happy, I made my first android app.

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YouTube tutorials are too mainstream 😏 We need a new code learning platform?

In programming world most company doesn't care about degrees anyway.