Marvelous.....

My manager from Germany says, "We have a saying in Germany. If you buy cheap, you buy twice. We must adapt it as, If you deliver fast, you must deliver twice". Scenario, faulty code delivery without checking the need of adoption work items.

What should you do when you find dfox ++ your rant?

Wrong - To take screenshot and post about it and say you are feeling like a celebrity.

Correct - Stay calm. Chill.

:)

What's the best way to ask my IT manager for a first year review? What's the best way to approach it from a junior position where I feel I'm being underpaid and overworked?

Today I had a CORS error in production, noticed 1 hour in that I accidentally wrote "localhost:5000//API/*"

1 hour, for a extra slash.

Was doing some work on a server today and removing loads of stuff.

rm -rf file1
Etc
Etc
Etc

Went into another directory with very important data. Wanted to do ls -la but my fingers went:
rm -rf ./
.
.
*1 milisecond later*
😶
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
*VIGOROUSLY CHECKS FILES*

Everything still there 😅

Thank God for JS

Got my new workstation.
Isn't it a beauty?

Rocking a Pentium II 366 MHz processor.
6 GB HDD.
64 MB SDRAM.
1 minute of battery life.
Resolution up to SXGA (1280x1024)
Removable CD-Rom drive.
1 USB port (we like to use dongles, right?)

Also it has state of the art security:
- No webcam
- No Mic
- Removable WiFi
- I forgot the password

And best of all:
It as a nipple to play with!!

Me: Arrays start at 0
Tennis: Arrays start at 0 then go 15, 30, 40, IndexOutOfBoundsException

Software development is a learning process,

Working code is a side effect.

I just discovered my server being brute forced over SSH by over 25 different IPs per minute. WHAT THE FUCK?! It's not even a public website... Now I installed fail2ban.

Anybody else doing this? 🙃

What every single Linux discussion devolves into on this site. :^)

Sorry not sorry

How would it feel to be a dev at pornhub?

Comment your best developer pickup line...

here's mine...

I think you're exceptional, I can try & catch you.

errors well done!

"Github is Instagram for developers" -me

This pain...

Debugging explained

A smooth server never made a skilled system admin. 🦉

Change the code and see what broke. This is the only way to understand your code

Why is this CSS not updating???

Ctrl + F5

Still!!!

Let's check in incognito..

F*CK, really!!!!

.... Ooooooh right I'm checking prod not dev.

Any vim lovers here?

My gf was a QA. I told her to read my last devrant story about our colleague from the previous company.

Her response was "you misspelled 'taught' twice".

😢

A: Artificial Intelligence will beat everything but one.
B: Whats that?
A: Natural Stupidity. 🤣🤣

Me these days

Hugs and kisses❌
Bugs and fixes✔️

Found this screen shot on Google Play from the times linuxxx was a kid

So, apparently they sell Linux in a can now?