Do you reckon there could be other rant boards out there? Developers can't be the only people with problems... AccountantRant? TruckieRant? PainterRant?
...PresidentRant? Oh wait, that's his Twitter...

HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ?
Me: Two years, with many projects on my own.
HR: So, you're familiar with Android Studio?
Me: No, I've been using "Paint" to code.

Git!=Github

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Pre-holiday working 😏

So...
Why do elegant programmers use Java??

It is classy! :D

My handwriting is so bad... That it is now being used as a Captcha.!

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed".

The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong".

The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

At Google headquarters:

"Today seems to be a bright day"
*Angular 5 is out*

"Sir, I need to change something small, shall I do a pull?"
*Angular 6 is out*

"It's Pichai's birthday today!"
*Angular 7 is out*

"Wussup"
*Angular 8 is out*

Loved this one!

Client: "Can you move this to a little bit there"

Me: "okay, have a look"

Client: "Meh, Can you make the text a little like ${x}"

Me: "There you go"

...this goes on for 10 minutes...

Client: "Meh, I like the original better. Just scrap everything and switch to what you had"

Me: *nuclear explosion*

Do you ever made something as a joke but then spend 6 days on it straight and it isn't a joke anymore?