All those code-ish new year celebrations in this community are cringy. This is why women dont find you attractive.

What if ?

I am amazed that nobody mentioned Cloud9. I have been using it for 3 years and it is the best Cloud IDE ever.

GitHub.... Well i don't need to explain why...

Back-end as a service for Real-time applications, based on a multi-layered micro-services stack [more details]

Having a walk with my 2 huskies!

To release my boredom I was talking to Siri and the response what I saw is surprising 😄. It's behaving like a girlfriend 🤔

Junior vs Senior

Evolution of programming languages

I just made this devrant chrome extension that notifies you when a new rant is posted. Just because having the site open isn't distracting enough.

@dfox will I get in trouble for using your logo for this?

-six months ago-
"Yo! Let's learn a web framework and build some sick apps!"
"Fuck yeah!"

-yesterday-
"Yo! Should we start doing that thing we talked about?"
"Fuck yeah!"

Every time I start a new project, I spend too much time on unnecessary things like picking an IDE to use or a name for the project

Atom's Star Wars theme makes minified code a beautiful thing.

let 🌎 = "🐶🐱🦁🐇🐢🐹🐀🐿️🐰🐓🐦🦃🕊️🐏🐐🐺🐃🐖🐗🦄🐂🐷🐼🐧🐘🐫🐯🐆🐵🐨🐪🐊🐋🐟🐠🐡🐙🦀🐬"

var ⛴️: String [] = []

for 💕 in 🌎 {
⛴️.append (💕 + 💕)
}

My stickers arrived today in Stockholm !

One can never have too many stickers

Since everyone is posting their setups.... also first post.

skype interview with chinese it vp,

vp: do u know cow-computing?
me: sorry what?
vp: cow computing
me: really can't hear you, did u mean actual Cow computing?
vp: i mean cow! you know like in the sky.
me: oohhhh, cloud computing.. (face turns red over embarrassment)

Yay! Stickers

*hot chic from office walks up to me*
Her: hi,are you the computer guy?

Me: heey,that's me..wassup

Her: nothing,you just seem different from the others ..you're so calm under all these deadlines.

Me: sure, when I'm frustrated I go to devrant

Her: where's that?

Me: exactly

Her: you're so funny.
Me: wanna grab lunch

* nothing ever happens how I imagine them..except code*

Python

I work on my high school's tech team but all we do is hardware replacement work which I've been doing since I know how to read disassembly instructions. (I was a bored destructive kid)

I thought I was going to enjoy work and learn. Now all I do is work with immature children who know nothing and learn programming on my own when we don't have parts in

Also attempt to educate my 'coworkers' when we do have software issues I know about

I'm just off for a long weekend and hope I now find the time to read all the rants instead of just skimming them while I work.

php in real life

My reaction when GIFs came out on devRant update

What on earth is so "regular" about the so-called regular expressions?!

Thank you @dfox for the stickers! Awesome that you even send them abroad!!

The junior dev sent me this and it made me chuckle.

Figured out a problem on the bus to work. Must get to the office before I forget!!!😀

Have you ever given up debugging and just thought "my code is perfect, it must be the computer messing it up"

"Organization would take disciplinary action against you if are found violating the dress code policy hereafter"

Just got this mail from HR

This is my 3rd mail of the month (1 for late coming + 2 for violating dress code)

This will go straight into my "APPRECIATION MAILS" folder along with the past ones 😁😁😉