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True...

Microsoft mentioned devRant on Twitter

Thug life

When it's time to go into evil mode

A message to every customers

Me, when I found devRant on Saturday:

You know who exactly you are...

I have a screenshot(!) of data I am supposed to import into a database... Visible in the screenshot is also A FUCKING BUTTON THAT SAYS "EXPORT TO EXCEL" !!! 👿

Too real!!!

It's a microwave!

7 years of innovation and best design teams on the planet... can you tell the difference?

"sudo !!" Will rerun your last command with sudo privileges in a Linux environment.

You're welcome.

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

That's the real difference!

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

I used to get annoyed when my dad(65+ years old) had a simple computer "problem" like copy and paste that I needed to help with.

But then I remembered he showed me how to use a spoon and not shit myself so I guess it all evens out

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

"I need this bug fixed in half an hour!"

Straight in dem feels

I literally laughed out loud

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

I've been in far too many "we're downsizing, so you won't be seeing some of your colleagues anymore" meetings. It's depressing.

Back in the days...

Parents: get off that computer it will get you nowhere in life!

Me:But im programming not playing games..I want to become a programmer...

Parents:programming or games it's all the same! Take an example of your sister who actually achieved something with her studies (she's a doctor)

Me today asa computer engineer...receiving paycheck higher than my sister who is a doctor and not to mention I got a car of the company and living very comfortably.

Parents can't believe it.

#rekt

Moral of the story: never let anyone tell you what to do. Keep doing what you truly love and get real good at it!😉

So I got a wedding present from my team mates today :/

Just watched Bourne. One of the first lines are: "Corrupt their database by using SQL". It's like saying: "Corrupt their text document with words". I love when they are "technical" in movies.

Web dev working in a shell:

And lemme copy that, ctrl-c.
Process stopped.
F**k!

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

Sometimes I feel like my wife woke up with a "--verbose" flag on...