@IAmNotARobot - But technically MY problems would be gone. 🤔

@FelisPhasma - Imagine, it’s a dark night, the rain is pouring, I’m feeling suicidal, I call the number... first responder picks up the phone and there’s just a, “kill yourself, nerd.”

@endor - Age swap in 3, 2, 1...

@endor - Thank you, pops. Adopt me, pls.

@sylar182 - I just.. they’re so d u m b.

@endor - No dad, I don’t. :((

@aviophile - Honestly, I’m just looking for a way out at this point.

@cst1992 - Mine. Definitely mine. Also theirs.

@joas - Damn, you’re right. I actually feel much better now. Thank you.

@alexbrooklyn - This is more within the ballpark.

@Demolishun - If I could make that any simpler, I would. If I went into it, we’d be here all day.

How did you accidentally hug them?..

@Superviral - Duuude, I’m sorry you’re having to deal with the same thing. It’s like they just don’t realise there’s other people in the building. And obviously the people that have the resources to move away are gonna be okay, but for those on low pay it’s not a great situation. Literally nothing you can do without making yourself homeless. But I’d rather have no sleep and a roof over my head. It’s just a shame.

@bahua - If I were to... lets say... pay somebody... is that still inappropriate?

@torpkev - I’m chuckling so much to myself, holy fuck.

@Biggy - See, that’s the problem. I don’t feel like they fucking sleep, because when I WANT to sleep, they’re fucking awake! And I know that because I can hear walking around ALL night. Idk whether they don’t have carpets or what, but fuck. They’re so loud. Stomping above my damn head while I’m crying into my pillow. Let me cry in peace!

@yaaaasfish @Nanos - The council are often useless. I told the advisor that manages our area about the last neighbours, (they would scream at and attack each other at literally all hours), and even though she spoke to them, it continued. They would have rowdy sex as well. I’m not sure whether it’s the council or the area. Either way, both are bad.

@yerdax - Unfortunately, as somebody who hasn’t been to jail, I would prefer my neighbours to be respectfully quiet. They don’t have to be silent. But if they’re gonna have their music blasting and screaming sex in the middle of the night, I’m gonna be pretty mad.

@wateringdisease - Oof, bye city living! Hello quiet nights.

@nnee - ... genius. Pure genius.

@yerdax - You’re a magnificent beast, my man.

@kfalencik - Reading that disturbing set of events, I am nothing but impressed. Nice job. At least now I know where I’ll end up in a few months.

@d4ng3r0u5 - See, I don’t want to play music loudly because if I then tell the council, they’ll just say that I’m no different to them. I did end up shouting, “shut the fuck up,” at my ceiling to make them stop having sex. That seemed to work for a little while... or at least until the sun came up.

@theKarlisK - Yes, sir.

@Demolishun - The apartment is owned by the council. A lady came around yesterday and said she’d have a word with them. No change yet so I’m assuming g she hasn’t sorted a visitation order yet.

@theKarlisK - Mmm. Sexy weapon to two-hand in Dark Souls.

@kfalencik - Note to self: get a cat.

@kfalencik - This is a great idea. But what if they open the door and catch me?

@yerdax - I usually have to put my earphones in and listen to music in order to drop off. But it’s just not something I should have to do in my opinion.

This literally just makes me think of James Veitch.