Have you guys ever hated your job but stuck around because the money was just too good? I keep hoping the grass will be greener eventually but I’m starting to think it’s not going to be.

Also I constantly say to myself that nothing is worth more than your mental health but then that pay check comes in and it keeps me going for another two weeks. Gah! I hate this

Started a side project.
Learnt flutter and firebase.
Started coding app.
Four months pass by.
App is mostly ready.
Wakes up on Saturday morning.
Updates Android Studio and SDK because, why not?

Build failed!
Dependency depreciation warnings!
Java errors!
Firebase errors!
Emulator stopped running!

Wify is angry with me as we planned shopping but now this. Fortunately, she's also in IT, so she understands..

FML! Spent the entire day stackoverflowing and fixing errors!

8PM evening, I am back to Friday's status. My shoulder and neck hurts but my mind is chilled.

Get your hands dirty. Break things. A lot. Of both.

Code isn't just something that you can just learn in three months. Stop the clickbait articles plz.

ReferenceError: variable "nose" is not defined. xD

I will complete this code by evening.. maximum tonight..atleast by tomorrow early morning...surely by tomorrow noon...no doubt it wont go beyond tomorrow evening...will definitely finish by tomorrow midnight......dont you worry, there is always 'tomorrow'...

Today I was forced to code in 4 hours what I had planned for 2 days. I have a feeling that any change to that code will take a day to implement.

the best part?
90% of the time i've to deal with a computer
the worst part?
10% of the time i've to deal with stupid human beings

Best part of being a dev? Converting coffee into code. ☕

Worst part? Dealing with others' shitty code everyday.

Our Government's official website......cant trust this gov

The best part of being a Dev is it teaches you to live your life the way you want.
You are a programming language and all the functions inside that language defines you.

When my dad thinks I know what is wrong with his printer just because I know how to code -.-

When you spend hours figuring out a workaround for a problem and then when you finally solve it. It's beautiful. But then you find out the solution's a few clicks away on stackoverflow 😡😡😡

Get a bug report, look at the code: it was fix a month ago by... Me. The look on the face of my colleague like I'm a wizard or something: priceless

Some people wanted me to implement an alternative to the Google PlayStore, which should someday replace the official PlayStore....

Yeah sure

If number of people using Pokemon Go tries to learn programming go the world would be much better place to code.

Internet mother of all programmers..

Gamer vs Programmers

Hey another issue created, but no steps to reproduce the bug

That moment when you think "ctrl+z" to undo a real-life mistake. :S

In the late 90's before I knew anything about web development at all I used to think HTML was an abbreviation for hotmail.

Major requirement of becoming a developer is being a good googler

The 5 stages of debugging:

1. What?
2. Why?
3. How?
4. Impossible.
5. Oh.

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That moment when Restaurent Wifi is more faster than yours at Home

When you fix a bug three attempts ago but didn't notice because the result was cached.

Code. Scotch neat. Happy Friday ladies and gentlemen.

Yay! Stickers

Sending a well typed professional email to your boss, but receiving a:

Sure thing

Dave

Sent from my iPhone

You come to work 2 hours early to continue a project that needs to launch next Friday.

40 minutes later you're still eating breakfast and browsing DevRant.

The coding hour has already hit and the day hasn't even started.