The feeling when updating a site when you know it's going to break any second...

The joys of your last day at work, lots of cake and no work to do. As of Monday I will be a proper developer!

Client emails me changes to be implemented at 11:50pm. Received an email at 9am asking why they haven't been done yet......

That feeling when you are waiting to hear a response for a front end role and all you receive are questions like do you work on Mac or PC...

#givemethejob

PM: We have a really exciting job for today.

Me: Great! What is it? Website? Emailer?

PM: Business card design and ad resizes!

FML #justwanttocode

Client: we love Internet Explorer, can you show me how the best way to use it?

Me:
Step 1: Open Internet Explorer

Step 2: Search & download Chrome.

Step 3: Close Internet Explorer

Step 4: Move Internet explorer to the bin.

Step 5: Never talk about using Internet Explorer again.

Working on building responsive emailer for a client.

Client: the emailer doesn't seem to work with our email system.

Me: can we have access to your system to do some tests?

Client: No you are not trained in it.

Me: well how are we suppose to fix the problem?

Client: Just keep trying

Me: ......