I only wait for coupons and get courses for free.

my manager once asked why I was I so enthusiastic in them morning. it was because I solved a hard ticket during my sleep.

chillax it's only a mockup

I can't remember work done the day before already.

I am Asian. cannot sport that Hipster look.

let's go on a meeting and work out why you are in this situation the first place.

I have developers who type with index fingers too.

That's like our remote test team.

I am guilty as a tech lead... sorry guys :(

Our customer practically just wants Excel, PowerPoint and Project features.

I remember the days where getting a second external monitor at work was a great hassle.

Felt that when I went to Labrador City in Canada for work not long ago.

you have a life outside of dev?

weekend? what's that?

you touched it, you are the expert.

most of them can't merge. 80% of the functionality goes missing.

I am learning. We, too often, were asked to remove good working code that wasn't in the scope.

As I start doing more Tech Arch work, I really appreciate the work done by the devs. Without them my ideas and design would not have been realised. I really hate it when we hit a milestone, I am the only one congratulated by management.

and you are ranting about him/her?

my friend hated that. she has an one-letter first name.

more responsibility, not more pay.

I help rich people make more money with my software.

that break-through is usually an one-liner too.

you have time for a hobby?

get used to the improved productivity?

always forced to fight fire with hacky band-aid fixes.

my company doesn't pay O/T either.
I get the same recognition as people who work standard hours too.

See that all the time. Mostly debug/trace logging, but often see loops that are computationally heavy and the results aren't used.

let's estimate how long it will take to estimate.

I have earbuds in all the time. Gives you right to ignore Everyone, with or without music playing.