The bugs have learned to hide

Let's see if this kitty survives the code review and makes it to production.

This happened on the demo unit.

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

10 points for next century option.

If you are using a FREE software and you don’t like it
You have 3 options:
- Stop using it,
- create your own,
- or simply, SHUT THE FUCK UP

You get the right to complain about what I build IF AND ONLY IF you paid for it.

Hope this is clear!!!

Door to door salespeople are real life popup ads!

how to improve UX

One of those days

Kid : How many grams are one kilograms.

Me: 1024 grams.

Kid : :/

Clearly his taste of music is different than that of mine!

JavaScript:

> "5" - 2
3

> "5" + 2
"52"

Enjoy coercion.

The woman who helped develop software for the Apollo 11 was awarded a Medal of Freedom today.

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

Me: Hi, how can i help you today?
User: Hi IT, I can't enter to my computer, i put my password and it says it's incorrect.
Me: Ok, hold me a few.

(10 seconds without do anything)
Me: Try again.
User: It worked! Thanks!!

I know a few developers who do this 😂

CSS can kill you!

Can't wait for this to happen

Just learned new skills...

Today I learned.
FACE:B00C is used in the ipv6 address of v6.facebook.com

I'm impressed, well done

Felt jealous of everyone else's workstation so I decided to post my own.

>Building advertising platform
>Life is good
>Fire up the dev server and open in browser
>No assets
>What the fuck
>Check code and config for like an hour it's all good
>What the fuck
>Try incognito browser, it works.
>What the fuck
>Oh yeah. Adblock. Fuck.

That weird moment when you get an error "please contact your administrator" and then you realize that you are the administrator..

"I won't need math to make games!"

Programming be like 🙈🙈😂😂

I'm not sure if I should be Happy or Sad about this :/

So this happened last night...

Gf: my favorite bra is not fitting me anymore
Me: get a new one ?
Gf: but it is a C already.
Me: get a c++.

After 5 sec i bursted in laughter, she was confused.

Programmer was smoking...

lady nearby: "can't you see the warning smoking is injurious to your life!"

Programmer: "we are not worried about warnings only about Errors"

Windows is being an over-achiever today

Hate braces?