Mark is serious this time!

*Copies & pastes code to save time*
*spends 3 hours debugging copy & paste bugs*
😅😂

StackOverflowException

NSLog(someStrVar);
Instead of
NSLog(@“%@“, someStrVar);

*Debugs a thread synchronization issue in a C program*
*Gives up after few attempts to debug a bootstrap table that’s not showing a column*

‪-What movie would Java, Scala & Kotlin watch together?‬
‪-The Fault in Our JVM‬

I was mentoring a group of students and helping them with their graduation project. I taught them NodeJS, MongoDB & few other things.

One time, one of them came to show me her code, and it has the weirdest and most bizarre structure ever!

I asked her, “who told you to structure your code like that? This is wrong! I didn’t teach you this way!”.

She replies: “<<a local shitty tech startup name>>’s CTO”

When I searched about him, he’s a civil engineer who founded a startup and assigned himself as CTO with no technical background or knowledge whatsoever! FFS students believe that he’s a real CTO and started learning from him 😑 His code was so bad in every way that a fresh would write a better code!