I love it how all issues are assigned to frontend, even tho they are backend.

Fucking amateurs

😂😂😂😂😂

Welcome to the future guys.

Probably the best rejection mail I ever got..

When I get angry with a site or saas I randomly fill a form with [object Object]

They call it $5/gb hotel wifi, i call it free uncapped 100meg fibre because your security sucks

Oh and they host their entire POS (and database with backups) on the same network accessible to every TV in the hotel

I'd do this soon to piss the professor off

merry xmas. A xmas tree made with switchs.

Did you know?

Critical error notifications in production are not a problem if you don't give a fuck.

This shit is real.

Guy comes to my desk.
Guy: Do you know Python?
Me: Yes
Guy: I want a program that reads a CSV containing IP addresses and tells which of them are valid.
Me: Sure thing. Show me the CSV file.
Guy: (Shows the file)
Me: (Writes a small function for checking whether the IP is valid)
Me: Done Here you go.
Guy: You should be using regex.
Me: Why? This is perfect. No need for regex.
Guy: My manager wants a solution using regex only.
Me: Why so?
Guy: I don't know. Can you do it using regex?
Me: Only if you say so. (Stackoverflow. Writes a humongous regex). Done!
Me: Just for curiosity, what is your application?
Guy: I will port it in Java. You see, regex is easy to debug.
Me: Ohhh Yes. I forgot that. Good luck with your regex.

lol.

I am Indian. I thought my parents had high standards then I looked at devrant's requirements for a stress ball.

Burned it 🔥

i need this rn

Testing in production??

Don't know whether to laugh or cry!!😂😥

Please consider my questions StackOverflow 😭

Next time I see a constructor with 22 parameters. I'm gonna report whoever wrote that to the police

Does that brain of yours run on JavaScript?

Yo mamma so FAT, she can only store 4GB per file.

"Oh I notice you have already run uglify?"

Coder: "No"

"I can write a script to do your job"

After a long thought I have decided to quit my job and work on my side project😎
Who else is tired of these shitty managers who don't understand anything!!

Maturity is transitioning from throwing errors to catching them.

Why is ML soooo hyped !

*Mom shows me laptop ad of 3000 bucks with the most overkill specs ever*

Mom: "Son, will this laptop run Google?"

Me: "Do you want to surf Google or actually run Google's server?"

Mom: *looks confused*

"I also want to use Fesabook on it"

Me: *brings her a 5 year old laptop with a new ssd in it*

*has an old i3, 8gb ram and no gpu*

Mom: "This laptop is super fast! Thanks son!"

*One hour later*

*Mom calls*

"Son, I think the laptop broke"

Me: "What? What happened?"

Mom: "I pressed a button and now all the keys are lighting red" (backlit keyboard)

Me: "You can choose the color of your keyboard mom"

Mom: "Ooh! How do I make it pink?"

Me: "You can only choose between red and blue..."

Mom: "What a ripoff"

*Hangs up the phone*

Pretty fucking please

Not the tidiest desk but it works

My PC is very introvert if I touch it (the case), it panics and throws a bluescreen at me.

*food comes in at work today*
Fellow engineer: yum yum yum!
Me: apt apt apt!
All engineers: 😑

😅

Serverless computing