UI design gone wrong

well that explains it...
all i had to do was break them up and now its up and running

Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

So true!

@dfox Another bug.
Sometimes when i double click on a rant to ++ it, it opens it twice instead (i have to press back twice to get to feed).

What is machine learning?

1. take a screen shot of the desktop (wallpaper and icons)
2. take all icons and put them in a folder
3. set the screen shot as the wallpaper
4. hide the folder containing all the icons in the wallpaper
5. hide the task bar

My stupid TL was fighting for 20 min before begging me to fix my prank

Two of my colleagues have same wireless kit type (kb and mouse). I swapped only their keyboards.

Rant, why do people think if you are a dev you must know anything tech related ...

Every damn time.

A bug a day keeps ego away.

Yeah....

Never realised that. *_*

yeah binary tree ;)

welcome to hogwarts

Hmm. 🤔

Basically...

Reading other's code be like...

😂😂😂😂😂

And that was enough encouragement

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Class: And this is how you do a Hello World program in C.

Exam: Explain where this pointer of a pointer of a pointer of a pointer is pointing

"Open Source is life", he tweets.

Gets a job offer from Microsoft.

Starts salary negotiation without thinking twice. #irony