Dance like noone is watching.
Encrypt like everyone is.
Sudo like you have backups.
Tag like you're a SEO.
Vim like you know how to exit.
Ticket frontend like you're the project manager.
Commit like saying "fuck you" in the message is appropriate.
Alert like you would use console.log
Design like you know CSS.
Comment like you aren't the only dev.
Code like PHP isn't outdated.

And finally:

Try to work like you know how to quit devrant.

A poem for git in git

An decentralised crypto currency without using blockchain. [more details]

Game for coders or really anyone interested in programming where you have simulated network on which you can perform attacks [more details]

Encrypted social network based on blockchains [more details]

SecureMessengerAndroid

A chat app that uses AES encryption and doesn't require any personal information like phone number or email address. [more details]

Hahaha

Free (crowd funded?) Hosting for NGOs, individuals and projects that is promoting, building or distributing free software (FOSS/FLOSS) [more details]

Some dumb puns to cheer you up after reading/ranting about "part of your workflow you dislike"

#tower-of-pisa {
font-style: italic;
}

#titanic {
float: none;
}

.yomama {
width: 99999999px;
}

.ikea {
display: table;
}

#bigbang::before {
content: " "
}

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

I'd rate these horrible puns a C++

Learning chineese !

I will leave this here!

This is my motivation.

I badly relate...😁

DevOholic

For Indian Developers 😅

Boys use the word FRIENDSHIP to strart the relationship...

Girl use the word FRIENDSHIP to end the relationship...

Real example of Polymorphism...😜😜😜