Alright.

Me: *coding*
Gf: *walks into room*
Gf: awww look at all the sad winky faces
Me: excuse me?
Gf: look at all the sad winky faces *points at this ); *
Me: ... 😕😂

It always feels like a bad idea when the customer suggests doing a deployment on Friday. 😧

Good rule...print it out and hang it up!

Delivered project this monday and gave the client one week where he can request changes free of charge. Changes made since monday: 43. This will be the last time I provide this service

Birthday cookies from the wife.

when i found out.. i cried a little

First time using a new API

Fellow ranter who ever posted about fakeupdate.net thank you so much for the entertainment, a colleague forgot to lock their computer and came back to a heart attack and we had a nice laugh

Really...

When you made a commit that deletes more code than what it adds. And the features are still the same 🎉

Finally received the cool devRant stickers. 😃

When the cute new developer next to you might like you, but you find out she doesn't like using Git.

very important before you leave this world..

I can't find my hotel room...

Someone is pretty active on github :D

Another awesome dev quote

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

When the poet in me fuses with the geek in me:

Will you be the css to my html?

When I encountered you,
My system threw a fatal error
My RAM was overloaded,
And my CPU went haywire

Will you be the css to my html?

I would show you my source code,
And let you merge your branch into mine
I will help you fix your memory leaks
And I will try filling all your nullpointers

Will you be the css to my html?

Your frontend would perfectly plug into my backend
I can compile all your heavy code,
Just in time

Baby just promise me,
You'll provide the JSON
To my API calls

Will you be the css to my html?

This is my first draft... Constructive criticism is welcome!

Which is the worst API you've worked with? Facebook? LinkedIn?

I'm thinking of designing something like this for my graduation cap next year. Thoughts?

Client: there's too much source code. Can you reduce it please.

Me: certainly. Alakazam!

Asking a developer for an estimate is like asking a doctor how long it will take to perform an appendectomy.

Making that estimate a hard date is like telling the doctor, "We need this finished in 45min, no matter what... NO MATTER WHAT!"

That moment when you receive an email saying

"I got an error message that's says 'All hope is lost, delete everything'. Is this normal?"

and you have to explain that was an old printf that you put there for debugging purposes and forgot to remove it before committing...

my problem yesterday, and probably today too.

I encouraged my whole dev team to switch to Sublime Text. I feel like a hero now😎

Coding before coffee be like...

When my manager asks me if I can fix all the bugs on the board by the weekend: 'look, I have a covenant with God: I don't do miracles, He doesn't code.'

Let's be honest, we all think our code is better than the other person's

That moment when Restaurent Wifi is more faster than yours at Home