Can I be blasphemous on Devrant or does god read posts on his free time?

devRant just hit 50,000 downloads on Android (fancy new store badge, yay!). Thank you everyone for being part of this community and spreading the good word! @dfox and I have some fun new features in the works, exciting times!

Shouldn't it be dev_rant?

*gets ready to evade punches*

Well yeah. He is right!

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

Me: Do you know what DDOS stands for?
New hire: Distributed database operating system.

Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥

Patching an outdated application
Credits: nixCraft

10 year old Bria suggests Elon Musk to hold a video contest(commercials) for Tesla since doesn't advertise on its own.

3 days later Tesla holds the video contest.

Musk nailed it!

Links:
http://bit.ly/bria_letter
http://bit.ly/musk_reply
http://bit.ly/tesla_project_loveday

This community is by far the best thing I've discovered in 2016. Been lurking for a while, thought it was time to post this.
System.out.println("HAPPY NEW YEAR!");

cuting edge ux

C# in a nutshell.

Credits: 9gag

True dat

Just rented my first dedicated server. Oh, the freedom!

When people find out the hard truth

One of the most evil commands to completely screw a Linux terminal user.

alias cd='rm -rf'

Deletes the folder you want to cd in.

Just found an EPROM (Erasable Programmable ROM) from my dad's old stuff.
Yeah, there's a window for UV light, if you wish to erase your existing code/data!

Thought you people can relate.....

Co-incidence??

My wife said the magic words last night! "Teach me to code".

!rant

GRUB_INIT_TUNE="288 880 1 0 1 880 1 0 1 880 1 698 1 1046 1"

Pokemon healing tune.

Creepy..... WTF

Google what is recursion? Or you mean recursion?

The beauty of PHP

After 3 years finally taking an actual holiday... I don't have my computer with me, no access to work, no WiFi... Just my beautiful family, the beach and a beautiful resort to explore.

Who wants to work on this? 👌👌

> gets rejected from upwork
> builds alternative to upwork
> gets funded by old client who uses upwork
> origin story complete

LOL..Shit!

life's documentation....

++ if you are still on midnight commander

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