My face when I spend hours debugging, and realize that a non-printable character was messing everything up.

Error! Factory produced more than one instance of Singleton!

I never did.

Time spent on projects

A programmer had a problem once. He decided to use Java. Now he has a problem factory.

- So, you're a backend or frontend developer?

+ Weekend developer.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick, erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick, rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip, unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it,
View it, code it, jam, unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it
Cross it, crack it, twitch, update it,
Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop, format it.

I've got a really good UDP joke, but I don't know if you will get it...

Stay curious

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man how to program, frustrate him for a lifetime

The only reason I use Linux is because I can't get a mac.

!rant what you guys think?

when its linux birthday

Car not found!

Trick xor treat.
Because trick or treat makes no sense

Hit + if you are on my side

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you, but I don't know if you'll get it

When error messages have self-awareness and fix problems by themselve the world will burn but I have less issues to care about.

Job offers be like:
We need a VIRGIN with atleast 2 years EXPERIENCE of SEX...

Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

git merge

I wonder someone ever did that!!!

Great use of startup... 😂😂

Last year we were given an app to patch that was completely in Arabic (including the documentation). We had a tight deadline to get the app fixed so we paid for a big company to translate the Word document we'd be given.

After 2 weeks we were given the translated documentation only to find it was select recipes from an Egyptian cooking book.

I've got a feeling that it's gonna take a long time to complete this TODO.

*sigh*

Hardest part of starting a project: Picking a name.

driving an archive

Devrant Community is the best community. Applause for ourselves.

So I've been down recently and unable to find the motivation to code. Today I woke up felt motivated, turned on my Desktop... then got distracted by games and wasted my day. Hope tomorrow goes better.

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂