"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

I do my best thinking when I'm taking a dump

We're looking for a ninja angular agile devops craftsman obsessed with TDD and OCD.

It's also full of vitamins

So i was contributing to this project on github with a dangerously close (self-assigned) deadline and my friends called me to play some DotA. Well, i can say i didn't let anyone down.

It's a perfect chronological sequence from left to right:
"I'll fix this bug in a jiffy"
"Fml i can't figure out whats wrong"
"I give up on life"
and then finally "Oh look, missing semicolon"

Pic taken at a Starbucks in MountainView CA

A couple of weeks back, I met some of the kids from my old school. They had joined together to form a small team and were designing and deploying websites for local businesses.

Turns out that they were mailing each other and using Dropbox to manage the source code. This had been going on nearly for an year.

I spent a couple of hours showing them how to use git and gitlab. Basics on committing, pushing, pulling, branching and merging.

I will never forget the look on their faces! They had seen God and its name is Git.

A couple of weeks ago I posted about me making my own reclaimed desk, after a long process of sanding and oiling constantly here is the finished product and I couldn't be happier

Looking back on code from 2 years ago like:

That akward moment when you realize that you are not in a linux shell!

When you're googling so much you have to fill out a CAPTCHA to continue using Google.

Microsoft + LinkedIn

Credit: Carlo D'Urso

I appreciate all of your suggestions to improve devRant but I've a counter suggestion to make. Please do not post silly ideas. We should not try to make this community another Facebook or Twitter. Let's keep it simple and plain. We're better than non-dev users in many ways.

When you need to finish your code but visit this site instead

Finally ranting paid off! Thank you!

when nothing works

I was talking with some of my co-workers about the rise of all these package managers (and one I came across for Windows), and this thought occurred in my silly head:

Yayyyyy my programming deck came in!

A coworker of mine didn't come into work today so... someone decided to decorate her monitor

decided to spice up the error message for lost network connectivity...

I'm a project manager now. Hello from the other side, bitches!

How did this date format ever get past code review.

Imposter syndrome.... 😥 Enough said

Heard its a norm from my ex-classname that its a norm be paid with equity instead of a fixed salary. whats ur take on this? please share. I for one cant imagine how i am suppose to survive without money.

The way most of us devs are spending time on devRant, it seems @dfox might need to introduce a feature named "Reminder" in the app to let devs know that they need to get back to code.

...He hired a shit dev who did the same work in 3 times less than what I asked for.

He's now back crying to fix his Fuck up.

You ask how I know he is shit. He SSH-ed into the server. Worked directly off the production files. Worst of all, he installed phpmyadmin, changed the db structure without even writing a fucking migration !!!

How the hell am I supposed to know what he changed!! It's gonna be a long night 😥

How many women use devRant?

I wish i could code for 8 hours straight instead of getting interrupted every 20mins. That would be the life

Stackoverflow is down. I'm no longer a developer.

Spent the entire day trying to solve a bug yesterday. Came to work today, solved in 5 minutes.
This is why I love and hate my job.