I felt the urge to fuckimg cry after losing my brain cels readign ths

Struggle is real

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

True story 😂

It's a merge conflict

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

Probably been posted here, so I apologize if it's a repost, but gave me a solid laugh, so...

When i code, i listen music but sometimes it's get boring, so i listen podcasts about warhammer 40,000 lore. What do you listen?

Fat indeed

best lappy sticker ever. any suggestions?

Day in a life of a JS developer.

I like to listen
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Yet another commercial seminar upset I won't give up a day of my time to fly to the UK to speak at the event for no payment or reimbursement for my travel.

But of course I should think about the exposure and networking opportunities! 😕

dark theme.

whats the command....?

I am the internet...

who is a good speaker ? ...

Fiction vs Reality

Good definition for the algorithm...

Feels pretty dann good. Had it deactivated for the past few months, and finally pulled the plug.

Another VERY satisfying commit.

Before an interview prepare a list of questions for them, they expect it!
My list to give inspiration:

Describe your company culture? - if the response is buzzword heavy, avoid.

What’s the oldest technology still in use? - all companies have legacy systems but some are worse than others

Describe your agile process? - a few companies I’ve interviewed with said they are agile but it’s actually kanban

Are developers involved with customers?- if they trust you to talk to customers you can infer trust to do your job ( I’m sure others will disagree)

Describe your development environment?- do they have such a thing as dev, test and prod?

These are the only ones I can remember but should give others a bit of inspiration I hope 😄

Just sharing the best error message I ever got. Sometimes the application is just as confused as you are...

And you can only hope you don't have to compile it yourself using alternate sources.

Managers Being Managers

Be like John..

Be like Bill !

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

Implementing a while loop subconsciously

I need this shirt 😲