"Hey guys, so whats the name of the repo?"
"Oh, we are using Google Docs"

It hurt my feelings :(

Not knowing git or github. His idea was to exchange the code via SKYPE

Presenting my research on fraud detection with Machine Learning

Well done people 👏👏

Dude change your theme! That shit is brighter than my future

-made a password-protected zip to backup my homedir
-launch the update to Fedora 28
-oh look Jessica Jones season 2 is available on Netflix

...

Some hours later

-Fedora 28 boots
-copy back my backup.zip
-shit what's the password already
-proceed to bruteforce the zip
-let's go back to Netflix while it's doing the job

...

Some hours later

-password: test
-proceed to self-fuck

Of all the places, he must sit here.

Holy S**t, we are?

I wonder how developers at pornhub get anything done :|

Stolened! 😆😆

I find this a bit disturbing.

Programming languages shouldn’t be rated, that’s what I feel.

Thoughts ?

Thank you for all the recommendations and sorry for ignoring them.
I'll try F# for now.

"Money doesn't buy happiness, it buys crazy-ass happiness" - Eminem in a Talk Show

Working very quickly on the swearing word/sentence generator right now.

I'm scrolling through @AlexDeLarge's rants like there's no tomorrow xD

Me trying to type a new function:

Does it start with def, func, or function?

Different error is better 👍

The more you design the less you code.

When you have a merge conflict

Yes, please ask me 5 times more, if I'm done yet, each time you do, things just magically do themselves

I've always elected to program a lot of my tasks instead of manually inputting them. Using a computer to solve repetitive tasks is the name of the game.

Rough analysis of LinkedIn inmail’s I get:

Hi <5% of time, not my name>,

I was looking at your profile <97% a lie>. I was very impressed with your <10% something I’ve never done> experience working for <5% a company I’ve never heard of>. Would you be interested in hearing more about <60% a job I’m not suited for>, they offer amazing benefits and have a great culture!

... no

After a week of failed attempts im about to post my first question on stackoverflow. If i dont return, tell my wife i always hated her.

I use WEB stack.
Windows
Edge
Bing

Not a windows hate rant, just a funny encounter at work.

Was configuring KDE on my work pc and got the windows key to work after a little configuration.

Me: YAY I finally got the windows key to launch the application menu bar thingy!!
Colleague 1 (fellow support engineer): WINDOWS?! Thanks for the ear cancer mate 😞
Colleague 2 (fellow support engineer): Hey stop swearing!
Colleague 3 (senior Linux engineer): *grabs nearest waste bin, pulls it open, puts head in and starts to make vomiting noises* *pulls head out: don't do that again 🤢"*
Colleague 4 (senior Linux engineer): *gives me a death stare for about a minute"

Me: *completely losing it* 🤣

I fucking love this place 😊

A bug that is not seen by the QA

..is not a bug.

"Stop working from home. Fuck this. We do enough and don't get paid what we should. It is you and me for two campuses and you are far more knowledgeable and qualified than what they offered you at the beginning. I get that the benefits are killer but don't burn yourself out. I am not expecting you to work from home. Will not ask of it unless really is required and would much rather we have a few beers instead of getting together to finish bullshit deadlines...for 2 devs"

My current lead developer. He turned into my work best friend and he is really into the whole concept of "fuck it we ain't getting paid enough"

Dis b ma dude.

'Never deploy to production before weekend or holidays.'

Tbh neither can I.

When I open chrome