Meeting for reducing the number of meetings...

void rant(){
Pokémon go is fun, but it's not great.
Doesn't everyone think that it would be better to actually battle for your Pokemon's level?
They could perhaps keep a similar evo system (Everytime you fight you get like 1 poke candy)
This catch and release system is getting kind of annoying in my opinion.
I want to get attached to my Pokemon and actually feel like a trainer, not a garbage disposal for Pokemon.
They already have a battle mechanic, they would just need to enable ai battle algorithms and ambient encounters.
}

We haven't been able to come up with a solution for a simple problem while emailing and texting over the last 30 minutes, after hours, but let me waste more of your time talking to you on the phone about what we've been emailing and texting.

Q: What's the difference between Java and JavaScript anyway?

Me: Java and Javascript are similar like car and carpet are similar.

When your PM is over acting in all things 😡

After working with Angular 1 for a while, I had my doubts about learning Angular 2
After playing with Angular 2 for the past couple of days, I think I much prefer it.

ohh you geeky nerd!!

Oh.. The love... The problem is that if they break, he'll have to find a girl with the same name😂

That moment when your entire application goes down ...

Because someone forgot to renew the SSL certificate. Of course.

Yay weekend let's have some fun, until client calls, blah blah blah client somehow managed to fuck his CMS up

when your PM sets a meeting for 7pm, postpones until 10pm and says: "no worries, we can do this another day"

u took my FRIDAY, WOMAN!

"I'm getting an error. It's just not working right."

Stupidest. Bug. Report. Ever.

Please stop wasting our time with tickets like this people, it only requires is to then spend more time just figuring out what the issue is.

🙄🔫