!rant
I'm at a club and browsing devRant whilst my friends are getting drunk.
I guess I'm really an introvert and a huge nerd.

I was thinking about switching to Dvorak but then I learned that there are no significant study that it really does improve typing speeds. I don't feel like switching for something with so little gain and I return people will look at me like i'm hermit hipster. I mean they're doing that already. I don't have friends. Pls send help

This generation....

Set my alarm 25 minutes earlier to check out this awesome thing called devRant. Before I start my day. 😎

Art is everywhere..😘😘😘

This is what I hear from the freshmen CS majors who think they know more than me.

Sudo powers

I have no idea 😅

Those who eat Indian food will understand ;)

trolling the talent acquisition

Now remember the order of operator precedence in JS with a "helpful abbr" :|

😁😂

marriage programmed!

HTML + CSS

What other people see when they hear the word "Eclipse"

C++ vs C

When you're in a meeting with the director of the company about a project you're working on and the only thing that comes out of the meeting is 20 new features which you have no idea if you'll be able to do them but said yes anyway.

Real life of the programmers...

who else feels like this every damn day?

We are 1 week from first system demo of a down well seismic system. All the SW to run on the sensor nodes inside the well pipe has been developed with driver mockups since the FPGA team hasn't finished their part yet. So, integration, integration testing, system test and bug fix must be done in a hurry! Does this scenario sound familiar?