Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long

Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Hey guys, I published a package to generate typescript types from your BE specs that uses OpenAPI schema. Would love to have some feedback/improvement.

https://github.com/devTeaa/...

Get a new job. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I bless everyone with happiness worth billions of dollars and additional billion dollar in cash.

Live happy everyone. I hope all your good dreams come true.

Npm be like....

Tech progress
Collection getting bigger!

i think about this meme at least twice a day

it finally arrived

Couldn't resist

Currently taking apart a 25 year old scalextric power supply, trying to work out why one side isn't working. I'm thinking about buying a soldering iron, but can't see anything obviously wrong...

Dev: Woah look at this code! I might be a genius!

Also dev a few months later: Woah WTH is this shit? Was I totally dumb or what?

The Linux circle:

ops, the haiku:

i built the pipeline
that the devs kept asking for.
it never got used

I may have made a scarf for my cat

I come from a front facing retail background. And I start my first developer job on Monday. It is also fully remote. They said I can take mental breaks whenever And unlimited pto as long as I use it wisely and don’t abuse the hell out of it. It’s a small company of like 75 people. They don’t want us working past business hours unless it’s urgent and something breaks.

Im like “uh what? You’re not going to yell at me for taking a 5 minute break after a homeless meth head screams at me and waives a wooden sword at me trying to hit me?”

It just feel like this is a grown up job. Like a professional job. I feel like I have work ptsd from being mistreated in the work place for 8 years. It doesn’t feel real. Does anyone else feel like this?

Knitting. It's absurd how technical a skill it is, and I definitely didn't realise that when I learned it!

I got into Google!!!

Due to Work From home.. I forgot about this platform totally :(

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Is it a bad sign when you sit in your car for as long as possible before going into your office building? Asking for a friend.

So today the Manager told my coworker that "going to the toilet" is an excuse. We all work from home, "eating", "shiting", and anything other than work is considered excuses.

What in the bloody fuckery fuck is this?

Manager: We should do X with the database

Dev: That will cause issue Y

Manager: But I read an article that said that issue Y wasn’t a problem

Dev: It did?

Manager: Well it didn’t mention issue Y

Dev: …

Dessert after lunch at work

I'm not sure how I feel about that

Hey here we go:)
My first comic series - “DevStory”

A story of two devs aiming at changing the world’s impact about cryptos by their own token project.

Bugs, cheap scammers, money, flying unicorns and a lot of laughs!
(Episode 1)

Why do freelancers write 20 lines of documentation and then leave the project?